Job

Super Top Secret

Jr. Writer

Type of work: Full-Time
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Company URL: http://wearetopsecret.com
Date Posted: July 2nd, 2012
Description:

We’re currently on a quest for a Jr. Writer. The kind of quest where you drop a bunch of peyote and go into the desert to find yourself—only we aren’t looking for ourselves, we’re looking for you. Yes. You. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

Musts:

-Can write words like Cormac McCarthy on uncut Columbian coke

-Willing to go the extra mile—whether it means putting in a super long day to hit a deadline, or getting your bellybutton pierced to boost team moral

-Strong conceptual thinker on par with Plato in his prime

-A walking thesaurus with the ability to produce saliva stimulating synonyms in mere seconds

-Spit hot fire like Dylan.

Skills:

-Knows Sugar Hill Gang’s Rapper’s Delight by heart

-Can hold your own in an argument in respects to the merits of improbable, and often geographically impossible animal battles

-Crafty in the art of jailhouse tattoo

When Applying:

-Send us a PDF resume and a link to your online portfolio.

How to apply:

Please send all materials to